acrabslifetolive:

hermiees:

…anyone got any good female versions of Jack?
I was thinking Jackie.
Jaclyn?
Tad weird though since Jaclyn/Jackie is my cousin’s name.
Oh dear.

You could rename her Jaclyn and still call her Jack.

I like Jakie or Yaqui. jackie’s nice too, though.

spookykitten:

Diesel.

christineis:

High school basketball makes me want to kick puppies in the head. Wow.

My nephew is awesome though. Just sayin’. I loves him.

My mom and my son are trying to wake up the hermit crabs. Lol. Why did i give him crabs.

rememberihatedyou:

vanquishingxcalamity:

People say I’m weird for loving hermit crabs, at least they’re not a giant isopod.

hahahaha

rememberihatedyou:

i-w0rk-out:

dis is zack

cages bug me >:(

lightningstruckmyheart:

I woke up at 4am this morning, with only 6 hours of sleep on the last 48 hours. Joy. Then I got up to find my period had started. Fuck. And I’m bloated as fuck.

Then I got sick.

Then I checked on my hermit crabs, and found the newest one sitting right next to his empty shell, and dead. I was…

mediocrity-principle:

Calcinus Hermit Crabs

christineisfunny:

What’s a hermit crab’s favorite gas station?  Shell.

What does every hermit crab need in his home?  Shell-ves.

Which Hebrew greeting does a hermit crab use? If you guessed Shell-om, you are incorrect.  Hermit crabs avoid anything to do with Jews as they are notoriously anti-semitic.