…anyone got any good female versions of Jack?
I was thinking Jackie.
Tad weird though since Jaclyn/Jackie is my cousin’s name.
You could rename her Jaclyn and still call her Jack.
I like Jakie or Yaqui. jackie’s nice too, though.
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High school basketball makes me want to kick puppies in the head. Wow.
My nephew is awesome though. Just sayin’. I loves him.
My mom and my son are trying to wake up the hermit crabs. Lol. Why did i give him crabs.
People say I’m weird for loving hermit crabs, at least they’re not a giant isopod.
dis is zack
cages bug me >:(
Boy, a Dead Hermit Crab can be a Real Day-Ruiner. -
I woke up at 4am this morning, with only 6 hours of sleep on the last 48 hours. Joy. Then I got up to find my period had started. Fuck. And I’m bloated as fuck.
Then I got sick.
Then I checked on my hermit crabs, and found the newest one sitting right next to his empty shell, and dead. I was…
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Calcinus Hermit Crabs
What’s a hermit crab’s favorite gas station? Shell.
What does every hermit crab need in his home? Shell-ves.
Which Hebrew greeting does a hermit crab use? If you guessed Shell-om, you are incorrect. Hermit crabs avoid anything to do with Jews as they are notoriously anti-semitic.